“Where can I find Irish Death?”
It’s a question we’re going to answer because many people out there in the beer universe have the same question.
Iron Horse Brewery’s beer is distributed in Washington, Idaho, Alaska, Montana and parts of Oregon. If you don’t live in one of those five states and have somehow developed a taste for our beer we suggest you move to one of those states immediately. Alternatively, you could order a bulk load of Irish Death from us, fly to Washington, rent a moving van, fill it with said ordered Irish Death, and drive it back to wherever you live to be consumed happily ever after. We don’t blame you if you don’t want to share with your friends after all that effort.
If you do live in one of those 5 states and want to know where you can find the latest holiday seasonal or where Irish Death is on tap at the moment use this handy dandy beer finder app. Select the beer you’re looking for. Input your zip code. Hit search and voila, some searching is done without the hassle of you having to call every beer store in the area.
Note: we advise you to call the location before riding your tricycle over to pick up a sixer of double rainbow, now available in cans, because those locations reflect availability within the last month and may be out of stock.
If you absolutely still can’t find a beer (that’s in season), and want to work with IHB to get it in a bar near you in 1 of those 5 states we listed, you can email sales@ironhorsebrewery.com with your desperate plea about why you need said beer in your local bar and how many of your friends you will persuade to buy it.
Round 2.
Can you ship us beer?
Update: Yes, to limited states. Check it out here: http://ironhorsebrewery.bevv.com
No. Legally we cannot ship you beer. As much as we’d love to send a box of beer to your doorstep, along with other random surprises like kazoos and a live iguana, we would get in serious trouble and probably never make or sell another bottle of beer again. That would mean about 55 hardworking people would be out of jobs, and even sadder, out of beer. A world without Irish Death is not one we want to experience. So we’ll keep the kazoos for ourselves.
Some of our fans have had success in convincing beer delivery sites such as: Malt and Vine, Tavour or Bring on the Beer (defunct) to carry our beer in bottles. If you don’t see what you’re looking for online you can call those companies and tell them how desperate you are to get Irish Death shipped to you and how they would make all your beer dreams come true if they made it happen. And then repeat the process but with a slightly different voice so they think lots of people are requesting Irish Death. But seriously, we are grateful to those services for helping our fans get our beer in faraway places.
#3 Where’s the most remote place I can find your beer?
Good question. We’re not 100% sure how to respond. Do you consider a small hole in the road in Montana to be the most remote? Or do you think a small town in Alaska near the Bering Sea is more remote? Either way we’ve got it covered. You can find our beer at the Big Bull Bar and Grill in Winston, MT (population 147). You can also find it at the Alaska Commercial Value Center or the Nome Liquor Store in Nome, AK, which is where the Iditarod ends if you know what that is.
#4 Bring Irish Death to ___ (wherever the heck you live).
That wasn’t a question.
#5 Do you have plans to continue expanding?
Yes. But making plans is the first step toward having them fail. Or maybe sharing your plans is? Either way we’re not telling. YET.
